Alumna
[ Scorecard : 1268]
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- The college president is everything that the school head boy was not. He is the outspoken, street smart types with a natural aversion for books and is someone who can knock someone down at the drop of a hat.
- You don’t need to stop chatting with your buddy in the corridor when a professor walks by. Nobody bothers yaar. Just chill!
- You can say ‘Hi’ and ‘Hey’ to your teachers and they don’t mind.
- Bunking lectures is kind of kewl! Professors don’t call up parents!
- You can reach class half an-hour late only to catchup on the attendance.
- You can submit all your monthly and weekly tutorials only at the end of the year, and instead of bashing you up, the professor says, “Thank you”.
- Those who spend maximum time sitting inside the canteen are never the ones who are eating. Sitting inside is associated with hanging out!
- You can spend five hours in the canteen simply doing nothing.
- You look ‘cool’ even when you are wearing chappals, dirty jeans and have unkempt hair. The freakier you are, the more you get noticed.
- You enter the classroom after six months and the teacher strains herself to recognise you. But the attendance register boasts of a hundred per cent attendance. Isey kehte hain dosti!
- Just before the internal exams, the professors give you a set of important questions, which is actually the question paper.
- You can spend hours scouting the campus streets in the scorching heat, but never complain about the sun. It is so much fun yaar! Ab nahin to kab karenge?
- You sit with your gang in one corner of the corridor and comment on each and every guy/girl in sight. While the guys go gaga over that hot babe sighing, “Oye, she is hot yaar,” the girls can’t help saying, “She is such a bitch ya!”
- In the last days of your final year, you crib with your gang, “Yaar kya bakwaas hai! Teen saal khatam bhi ho gaye?”
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